Wednesday, November 24, 2010

ggrty

My favorite auto replies....

  • Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management
  • The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
  • Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.
  • You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
  • I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
  • Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
  • I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'
  • Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
  • Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
  • I've run away to join a different circus.

    AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:

  • I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
  • I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
  • If you are one of the many jumping in a car or on a plane or train to go somewhere for the holiday, I wish you safe travels!
    Even if you are staying where you are, take care of yourself -- take a minute to be grateful for you!

ggrty

About ggrty -

I'm a typical character as everybody tag me. Learning from life as it presents is my daily activity. Listening to others what life has offered them is my passion. Living life to the fullest is my ambition. A person is a success who gets up in the morning, goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do!

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